Wednesday, March 29, 2006

The 5 W's of American Idol

Who: the heck does Ryan Seacrest think he is? He is getting really annoying with his incredibly rude behavior towards Simon. It really bugs me that someone can perform horribly, but when Simon says as much, Seacrest attacks him like Simon is the antichrist! Ryan Seacrest - you have no talent whatsoever and need to get over yourself. Bring back that Dunkleman guy!!

What: is the deal with Paula and the puns? I think that she has completely stopped listening to the songs and spends the full 2 minutes trying to figure out what clever phrase to say when its her turn to talk. Heard back to back last night for those of you who missed it: "A new religion has been formed tonight with 40,000 converts and that is the Church of Mandisa." (after Mandisa sang a gospel song) and "Forgive me if I stutter, but what if, what if, what if I'm your biggest fan?" (after Chris sang "What If?")

Where: do the families of the contestants stay? Do they have jobs and just fly in once a week for the show, or are they taking time off too? That wouldn't make sense, because even if their family member wins, they won't be able to just quit their day jobs. Random question I know, but something I've always wondered because the same family members are always there every week.

When: are people going to realize how freaking awesome Katherine McPhee is? Okay, I know most people already do, but I couldn't think of anything for "when".

Why: is it that Randy can say that he thinks a performance was bad, but as soon as Simon says the exact same thing 30 seconds later, all of a sudden Randy disagrees? It really is okay to agree with Simon every now and then - he really doesn't have that bad of an ear.

4 comments:

Stuben said...

When will idol come clean on the Chris scandel. I couldn't believe how unapologetic that whole converstion between Seacrest and Chris was, unbelievable. Someone please SUE idol! I think they got what they deserved last night, a sorry show with sorry singing!

Emily said...

Chris scandal? And i think i fast forwarded through the convo b/w seacreast and chris - seacrest makes me so mad i can't even listen to him. Inform me on it...

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SubBlogger said...

Simon actually gives helpful criticism, but everyone is howling in the audience. I think they have run out of originality on this show, Paula looks drunk, Randy repeats himself, etc. I like the grey haired guy though he reminds me of Cary Branscum.