Friday, April 01, 2005

Quote Board

My roommates and I have a quote board in our kitchen where we write humorous and/or profound comments that come about in our everyday lives. I have decided to spread the joy and post a few of our quotes on days when I don't really have anything good to say. Here are some actual statements made by people in my apartment.

  • "I wonder what it would be like to be a freshman in college dating an 8th grader?" - Lindsay about the age difference between her and her boyfriend
  • "I lost my Thoroughly Modern Millie CD and I'm THOROUGHLY upset" - Emily
  • "I'm not saying you had knowledge of him being the departmental doorknob..." - Joel (Deborah's boyfriend) about Lindsay liking a theatre major who has dated nearly everyone in the department
  • "I don't want to be too accessible. Like, I don't want to be everywhere he is, but I do! I want to be EVERYWHERE HE IS!" - Lindsay about a guy she likes (yes, the departmental doorknob...)
  • "They should make a sequel!" - Deb about 8 Mile
  • "I'm sorry, but midgets do not represent America!" - Linds about American Idol auditions
  • Linds: "They don't know I'm not pregnant."
    Emily: "Except that you're buying tampons..." (about Lindsay parking in the pregnant mom spot at United Grocery Store)
  • "Just to let you know, I will not be yelling anything today" - Emily to the crazy Build-A-Bear guy

Okay, I know most of these aren't funny to anyone but us, but hey, what are you going to do? I had nothing to say today.

3 comments:

Ben said...

Emily,

I didnt know if you would read a response to your blog about love/hate, and I know you probably wrote that intending that I never read it... but thank God you did. Emily Ive never been close to a perfect brother, but what you did for me in the hospital was purely designed by God. You were my angel, and I thank God everynight since then for what you did. Ive got to type this instead of telling you because Im crying right now, but I love you Emily. You are my sister and no one is more proud of everything you have accomplished and no one will ever love you more than me. I cant change the past but I can change the future. Im sorry for everything, and I promise I will live the rest of my life showing you that. Never forget... no matter what I Love You.

Your Brother,
Ben

Emily said...

I love you too. Thats all I can write.

Emily

Emily said...

And you're right, I didn't ever think you'd read it. Didn't even know you knew I had this blog.