Quote Board

My roommates and I have a quote board in our kitchen where we write humorous and/or profound comments that come about in our everyday lives. I have decided to spread the joy and post a few of our quotes on days when I don't really have anything good to say. Here are some actual statements made by people in my apartment.

• "I wonder what it would be like to be a freshman in college dating an 8th grader?" - Lindsay about the age difference between her and her boyfriend
• "I lost my Thoroughly Modern Millie CD and I'm THOROUGHLY upset" - Emily
• "I'm not saying you had knowledge of him being the departmental doorknob..." - Joel (Deborah's boyfriend) about Lindsay liking a theatre major who has dated nearly everyone in the department
• "I don't want to be too accessible. Like, I don't want to be everywhere he is, but I do! I want to be EVERYWHERE HE IS!" - Lindsay about a guy she likes (yes, the departmental doorknob...)
• "They should make a sequel!" - Deb about 8 Mile
• "I'm sorry, but midgets do not represent America!" - Linds about American Idol auditions
• Linds: "They don't know I'm not pregnant."
  Emily: "Except that you're buying tampons..." (about Lindsay parking in the pregnant mom spot at United Grocery Store)
• "Just to let you know, I will not be yelling anything today" - Emily to the crazy Build-A-Bear guy

Okay, I know most of these aren't funny to anyone but us, but hey, what are you going to do? I had nothing to say today.